The Zombies Survival Guide by Calvin A. L. Miller II
The Zombies Survival Guide
by Calvin A.L. Miller II
We have all seen the numerous guides available for how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Yet, none of these guides are written for the poor, forgotten zombie. These displaced Undead choose to isolate themselves from their loved ones because they fear they might “accidentally” eat them. There is no possible way any descent person could live with themselves after doing that. That is, unless you are Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, turned Undead... then you could! Thankfully, a fellow inmate at Columbia Correctional Institution had the presence of mind to do us all a favor and beat him to death. Now we do not have to worry about that!
All of you, Undead, out there can thank Calvin A. L. Miller II , now there is a Survival Guide written just for you! I know you all are asking how Calvin could possibly know what it is like to be Undead. How could he write a Survival Guide when he isn't Undead? No, Calvin isn't Undead (at least I don't think he is, but he does move really slow and grunts a lot). Cal, happens to know an Undead by the name of Het Madden, who assisted him in writing this. Of course, Het may beg to differ and claim that Cal assisted him.
The Zombie's Survival Guide, will teach you everything you need to know about surviving the Apocalypse. It even has valuable information on surviving the process of dying, and what to do when you are newly Undead. You will learn how to hunt the“Healthies” efficiently, create your home, take care of your rotting body, and how to protect yourself from the “Healthies”. Yes, unfortunately, your body will still rot, but it doesn't have to be a hindrance.
The guide also has invaluable information for the “Healthies” who have accepted the fact that it is inevitable that they will become infected. You will learn how you can infect yourself, prepare for the transformation, and protect yourself while you are transforming. Let's face it, none of us want to suffer the indignity of being infected by less desirable means. It would also be very unattractive shuffling around with a huge chunk of your flesh missing.
This book is highly recommended for“Healthies” as well as the Undead. You don't even have to worry about shuffling, dragging, or pulling yourself over to the nearest bookstore to claim your copy. You need only click on this link . Yes, it's that easy!
Cal will be at ZomBcon in Seattle, WA signing copies of the book. Be sure to stop by the Zilyon Publishing table and say hi! If you can't make it but still want a signed copy,send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org